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Guess I should have shoved earlier with both of these hands. F*cking donkeys have me on tilt!

Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, $28 Tournament, t20/t40 Blinds (9 handed) - Full-Tilt Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

BB (t5670)
UTG (t5710)
UTG+1 (t2365)
MP1 (t2850)
MP2 (t1655)
Hero (MP3) (t2895)
CO (t2900)
Button (t2650)
SB (t3305)

Preflop: Hero is MP3 with Q, K
4 folds, Hero raises to t120, 3 folds, BB calls t80

Flop: (t260) A, K, Q (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets t120, BB raises to t320, Hero calls t200

Turn: (t900) 4 (2 players)
BB bets t560, Hero raises to t2455 (All-In), BB calls t1895

River: (t5810) 3 (2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: t5810

Results:
BB had 4, A (two pair, Aces and fours).
Hero had Q, K (two pair, Kings and Queens).
Outcome: BB won t5810

Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, $75 Tournament, t30/t60 Blinds (9 handed) - Full-Tilt Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

SB (t3165)
BB (t3200)
UTG (t4674)
UTG+1 (t2488)
MP1 (t4851)
MP2 (t845)
MP3 (t8325)
Hero (CO) (t5920)
Button (t6710)

Preflop: Hero is CO with K, A
UTG calls t60, 2 folds, MP2 raises to t845 (All-In), 1 fold, Hero raises to t2340, 3 folds, UTG calls t2280

Flop: (t5615) 10, K, Q (3 players, 1 all-in)
UTG bets t600, Hero raises to t3580 (All-In), UTG calls t1734 (All-In)

Turn: (t10283) 6 (3 players, 3 all-in)

River: (t10283) K (3 players, 3 all-in)

Total pot: t10283

Results:
UTG had 9, J (straight, King high).
MP2 had 4, 4 (two pair, Kings and fours).
Hero had K, A (three of a kind, Kings).
Outcome: UTG won t10283

Ouch to both.

Ouch to both, but villian in #2 is particularly horrible. Forget cashing out, get him HU4ROLLZ.

I must have tripped the Doom Switch...

Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, $2.00 BB (9 handed) - Full-Tilt Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

CO ($200)
Hero (Button) ($199.40)
SB ($93.90)
BB ($212.10)
UTG ($76)
UTG+1 ($199.40)
MP1 ($186.55)
MP2 ($112.95)
MP3 ($186.80)

Preflop: Hero is Button with J, Q
2 folds, MP1 calls $2, MP2 calls $2, MP3 calls $2, 1 fold, Hero calls $2, SB calls $1, BB checks

Flop: ($12) J, 7, J (6 players)
SB checks, BB checks, MP1 bets $4, 2 folds, Hero calls $4, 2 folds

Turn: ($20) 3 (2 players)
MP1 bets $4, Hero raises to $24, MP1 raises to $44, Hero raises to $193.40 (All-In), MP1 calls $136.55 (All-In)

River: ($381.10) 10 (2 players, 2 all-in)

Total pot: $381.10 | Rake: $3

Results:
Hero had J, Q (three of a kind, Jacks).
MP1 had 3, 3 (full house, threes over Jacks).
Outcome: MP1 won $378.10


11 Hands later...

Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, $2.00 BB (8 handed) - Full-Tilt Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

UTG+1 ($300)
Hero (MP1) ($210.65)
MP2 ($84.90)
CO ($206.10)
Button ($188.40)
SB ($101)
BB ($106.95)
UTG ($212.05)

Preflop: Hero is MP1 with 7, 7
2 folds, Hero raises to $7, 4 folds, BB calls $5

Flop: ($15) 5, 5, J (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $10, BB calls $10

Turn: ($35) 7 (3 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $18, BB calls $18

River: ($71) Q (3 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $52, BB calls $52

Total pot: $175 | Rake: $3

Results:
BB had J, J (full house, Jacks over fives).
Hero had 7, 7 (full house, sevens over fives).
Outcome: BB won $172

Man, I'm such a donk