I'm such a donk...

At least according to the guy who lost.

PokerStars Game #18189704549: Tournament #92353183, $1.00+$0.20 Hold'em No Limit - Level V (75/150) - 2008/06/17 - 00:17:25 (ET)
Table '92353183 3' 9-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: Dexman1349 (2965 in chips)
Seat 2: Jcpetrat (1135 in chips)
Seat 3: SIX GUNNS (2560 in chips)
Seat 4: Costadelsol (6005 in chips)
Seat 5: farrahjp (3400 in chips)
Seat 6: Fearless666 (4180 in chips)
Seat 9: Ti-Kuhn (3185 in chips)
Ti-Kuhn: posts small blind 75
Dexman1349: posts big blind 150
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Dexman1349 [Kc Ah]
Jcpetrat: folds
SIX GUNNS: raises 150 to 300
Costadelsol: calls 300
farrahjp: folds
Fearless666: folds
Fearless666 is sitting out
Ti-Kuhn: folds
Dexman1349: calls 150
*** FLOP *** [3h Qh 7h]
Dexman1349: checks
SIX GUNNS: bets 450
Costadelsol: folds
Dexman1349: calls 450
*** TURN *** [3h Qh 7h] [Kh]
Dexman1349: checks
SIX GUNNS: bets 600
Dexman1349: calls 600
*** RIVER *** [3h Qh 7h Kh] [9h]
Dexman1349: bets 600
SIX GUNNS: calls 600
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Dexman1349: shows [Kc Ah] (a flush, Ace high)
SIX GUNNS: mucks hand
Dexman1349 collected 4275 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 4275 | Rake 0
Board [3h Qh 7h Kh 9h]
Seat 1: Dexman1349 (big blind) showed [Kc Ah] and won (4275) with a flush, Ace high
Seat 2: Jcpetrat folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: SIX GUNNS mucked [8c 8h]
Seat 4: Costadelsol folded on the Flop
Seat 5: farrahjp folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Fearless666 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: Ti-Kuhn (small blind) folded before Flop

Ok, now I'm definitely a donk!!

PokerStars Game #18190059165: Tournament #92353183, $1.00+$0.20 Hold'em No Limit - Level VII (100/200) - 2008/06/17 - 00:40:30 (ET)
Table '92353183 3' 9-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: Dexman1349 (4465 in chips)
Seat 2: Jcpetrat (5570 in chips)
Seat 3: SIX GUNNS (7560 in chips)
Seat 4: madd dog 24 (560 in chips)
Seat 6: Fearless666 (3930 in chips)
Seat 7: BWayne1063 (5205 in chips)
Seat 8: Mr.Helppman (9955 in chips)
Dexman1349: posts the ante 25
Jcpetrat: posts the ante 25
SIX GUNNS: posts the ante 25
madd dog 24: posts the ante 25
Fearless666: posts the ante 25
BWayne1063: posts the ante 25
Mr.Helppman: posts the ante 25
Fearless666: posts small blind 100
BWayne1063: posts big blind 200
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Dexman1349 [Jd Th]
Mr.Helppman: folds
Dexman1349: calls 200
Jcpetrat: folds
SIX GUNNS: folds
madd dog 24: folds
Fearless666: raises 400 to 600
BWayne1063: folds
Dexman1349: calls 400
*** FLOP *** [3s 5h Jh]
Fearless666: bets 800
Dexman1349: calls 800
*** TURN *** [3s 5h Jh] [7h]
Fearless666: bets 2505 and is all-in
Dexman1349: calls 2505
*** RIVER *** [3s 5h Jh 7h] [Ah]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Fearless666: shows [As Ac] (three of a kind, Aces)
Dexman1349: shows [Jd Th] (a flush, Ace high)
Dexman1349 collected 8185 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 8185 | Rake 0
Board [3s 5h Jh 7h Ah]
Seat 1: Dexman1349 showed [Jd Th] and won (8185) with a flush, Ace high
Seat 2: Jcpetrat folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: SIX GUNNS folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: madd dog 24 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Fearless666 (small blind) showed [As Ac] and lost with three of a kind, Aces
Seat 7: BWayne1063 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 8: Mr.Helppman folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Same guy calls me a donk after turning a royal? what a douche. Six Gunns was ripping on me all night. Then he called himself all-in with a K-9 against an A-K. What a douche.

Anyways, first royal flush ever for me!!

PokerStars Game #18190170522: Tournament #92353183, $1.00+$0.20 Hold'em No Limit - Level VII (100/200) - 2008/06/17 - 00:47:59 (ET)
Table '92353183 3' 9-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: Dexman1349 (7670 in chips)
Seat 2: Jcpetrat (5680 in chips)
Seat 3: SIX GUNNS (5685 in chips)
Seat 4: travlslmn (7539 in chips)
Seat 7: BWayne1063 (2480 in chips)
Seat 8: Mr.Helppman (13555 in chips)
Dexman1349: posts the ante 25
Jcpetrat: posts the ante 25
SIX GUNNS: posts the ante 25
travlslmn: posts the ante 25
BWayne1063: posts the ante 25
Mr.Helppman: posts the ante 25
travlslmn: posts small blind 100
BWayne1063: posts big blind 200
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Dexman1349 [Qc Ah]
Mr.Helppman: folds
Dexman1349 said, "if you got em..."
Dexman1349: raises 600 to 800
Jcpetrat: folds
SIX GUNNS: folds
travlslmn: folds
BWayne1063: raises 600 to 1400
Dexman1349: raises 1200 to 2600
BWayne1063: calls 1055 and is all-in
Uncalled bet (145) returned to Dexman1349
*** FLOP *** [Jh Kh Th]
*** TURN *** [Jh Kh Th] [Qh]
SIX GUNNS said, "lol"
*** RIVER *** [Jh Kh Th Qh] [5c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
BWayne1063: shows [Kd Kc] (three of a kind, Kings)
Dexman1349: shows [Qc Ah] (a Royal Flush)
Dexman1349 collected 5160 from pot
Mr.Helppman said, "vnh"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 5160 | Rake 0
Board [Jh Kh Th Qh 5c]
Seat 1: Dexman1349 showed [Qc Ah] and won (5160) with a Royal Flush
Seat 2: Jcpetrat folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: SIX GUNNS (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: travlslmn (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 7: BWayne1063 (big blind) showed [Kd Kc] and lost with three of a kind, Kings
Seat 8: Mr.Helppman folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Nice hands! Congrats on your first royal, I'm sure you'll see more. I've had a whole 5 royal flushes in the last 14 years. Hope you ended up doing well for that tournament.

Nice job on the royal.

Also, that guy was mistaken, you're not a donk; you're a station.

Stallion wrote:Nice job on the royal.

Also, that guy was mistaken, you're not a donk; you're a station.

Why should I bet a hand when he's betting it for me? I didn't know he had mucked pocket 8's until after I had posted the hand here. The fact that he was drawing dead after the turn makes it that much funnier. In hindsight I probably could have put him all-in on the river seeing as he was willing to bet so much with a 4 flush on the turn.

Scrupboy wrote:Hope you ended up doing well for that tournament.

Yeah, I ended up 4th after going card dead at the final table and eventually getting blinded out. My last hand I had pocket 6's in the BB. UTG raised to 2xBB, everyone folded to me I called all-in (blinds 600-1200, I had 1400 total). UTG flips over pocket 7's. I turn trip 6's, he rivers trip 7's, gg me.