Michael Phelps diet

so anyone see that this guy eats 12K calories a day...

So I did my own Michael Phelps diet yesterday to throughly disgust my self..

this is in chronological order of eating

cup coffee
piece of banana bread
2 cups coffee
1 breakfast burritto
1 coke
2 pieces of catfish
3 or 4 RM Oysters (bull balls)
Hand full of french fries
2 cokes
1 donut
3-4 fortune cookies
2 beers
6 pieces of sushi (tuna/shrimp)
2 shushi rolls
6 beers
3 shots of Southern Comfort
piece of pizza
1 coke
handfull of crackers.

I think I should be dead.

I consumed about 10 Coronas on an empty stomach....and lost $200 while doing so....but I think you still win...

I think this maybe the first time in my life when I "forgot" to eat....